Two Fisted Mario's Pizza
(303) 623-3523
1626 Market St
Denver,
CO
80202
39.75
-104.9978
Neighborhood: Union Station
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In Short
The small dining room with black, gold and red walls and abstract paintings that seem to drip from their canvases gives this spot the feel of a carnival fun house. Laid-back employees serve up slices of pie and are willing to chat about music or the club scene. The menu has East Coast-style, thin-crust slices and pies. Crispy crusts are piled high with fresh toppings. Calzones, salads and beer round out the menu.
User Reviews
Freddie42
June 05, 2009
While sitting down in this restaurant over lunch I overheard discussions from the guys behind the counter concerning teabagging pizza slices, and photographing it. For me, this was kind of a red flag indicating I should reconsider trusting this food provider. Squirt gun fights with the 409 is another one, as I'm not a big fan of the ammonia flavor. Reading other reviews, maybe this is kind of what they are going for...? Maybe "two-fisted" isn't about boxing? Maybe Best of Citysearch means something different than what I thought?
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magichands25
January 22, 2009
This breaks my heart. Two Fisted Mario's has some great pizza, but never in my life have I witnessed this kind of embarrassing behavior from customer service, in ANY business. The pizza cook, in particular made the Seinfeld "Soup Man" look like a kind soul. He was swearing at a customer! The staff is really rude. I wonder if they would have been happier if they had no customers and could have used this restaurant as their own private club. The pizza really is good, so maybe try it on a weekend night, after you've had enough alcohol not to mind the bad attitude of the staff. Just don't even consider bringing your children here.
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Fitler
January 13, 2009
Average rating only because of the quality of food is good. There pizza is some of the best in Denver especially at 2am after drinking all night. However somehow they manage to staff this place with the biggest losers on the planet. I understand i can get annoying serving drunks all night and I?m not there to make friends with the staff but i have never before witnessed service this bad. Don't even think of bringing you young ones here. It is to close to the bars and you end up sharing your meal with a bunch of loud and inappropriate characters. I never go anymore, not even at night as the bunch of flunkies that are left in charge of this place at night are not worth your time. A member of the staff even used profanity one night because a customer asked about the status of his pizza. The owner of this place must have a horse shoe up his a$$ that he has this location because with the idiots of the earth that he allows to work there this place would be out of business in a week The music is loud but it is usually not bad in my opinion most people probably would not like there selection. In general this restaurant has good food but is filled with skinny punks that think they own the place. I'm sure this review will do little or nothing to harm the business of this establishment but i had to voice my opinion about the people that work there. Get over yourself you serve pizza for a living.
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Parking:
Bring quarters. Your best bet is street parking, which is metered until 10pm (except on Sunday, which is free).
When to Go:
Weekends are packed, but weeknights can be fairly slow.
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Payment Methods:
Check, American Express, Diners Club, Discover, Visa, MasterCard, Travelers Check
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Smoking Permitted:
No
