Chalet

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Joined 10 years ago

A naughty urban hideaway for couples looking to kick their love lives up a notch.. The Scene
For the uninitiated, this hotel can be intimidating. Its gated entrance and far East Colfax location are the first hints that you're not in Kansas anymore. The hourly rates may be the second. Once you walk into a deluxe suite, you'll fully realize just how far from Kansas you are.

The Amenities
Shag carpeting and mirrors cover nearly every surface. The king-sized bed vibrates; the shower is also a steam room for two; and the whirlpool fits you and a friend. There are all kinds of lights: The stairs to the whirlpool, all the water columns and even the bed have their own ground effects. If you're looking for an extra-special experience, opt for one of the rooms that includes a piece of furniture called "The Love Machine" or other sexy accoutrements.