Emerald Isle Restaurant

Doesn't Recommend

jc52773

Joined 4 years ago

Never again. I've never felt the need to write a bad review of a restaurant until today. This was the absolute worst place I've ever been to. The food was tasteless, and obviously not a lot of care went into the preparation of this slop. But what really got me was the horrible service. Our waiter only paid attention to one of the women in the group who promised him a lap dance. He ignored 4 of us completely. We wanted to order food but he wouldn't come take our order. 2 of them finally gave up. One of us asked him for a beer 3 times, and never got it. She asked for a glass of water and never got that, until finally, she went to the bar and asked another server for it. When the check came,the waiter had charged for the 3 beers asked for, but never delivered! Unbelievable! When the food came, we waited for 10 minutes for silverware. And to top it off, he said he couldn't split up our ticket. Even I know that the computers they use in restaurants now will let you split up a ticket. I'll never go back to this place. I had to give it a rating with 1 star to post this review, but seriously, if I had to give it a rating, I'd give it a minus 5 stars. I'll NEVER go back.

Doesn't Recommend

MmmHmm

Joined 5 years ago

AVOID THIS DUMP. Convenient to some who live in the area, pretty view of Cherry Creek Reservoir, but flat beer, horrible food and the WORST customer service I have ever experienced!!

Seriously, the food tasted like it came out of a cardboard box and tossed into a microwave for a couple minutes. I don't know if the beer I had was the end of a keg, but it really needs to be changed out when the CO2 is gone. Come on, people! We were able to get our first beer with our order, but it took nearly a half hour after finishing the first one to even be noticed by a waitress! Also, fat or skinny, for the love of GOD please wear jeans that fit and don't have an explosion over the top of them!!!